The process of crafting a cover letter started with brainstorming around the idea of a "cover" letter. I thought, a cover, like a coverlet, a blanket. What's it for? To make a quick statement of proposition. Like a blanket statement., but in a nice way. And thus the ultra, superior, over the top eye catcher was born. The Blanket Statement!
So with my blanket statement, I melded a Limney Snickets Goth Style of writing to guide the reader. -A Stop or Go forward to the cover letter of sorts.
Notice! This cover letter is worthy of a read and will, with certainty, compel you, _________ to reply with an invitation to engage in a quality forwarding conversation with said applicant. (as certified by the head of blanket statements.)
FAIR WARNING: If you, _______are not looking for a hybrid talent that is mission and purpose driven, accustom to springing out of bed to get it done daily, then STOP, read no MORE.